A step ahead of the trends

So, as it rains here in Los Angeles, I started to ponder the wet weather fashion and my mind wandered, leading me to ponder the following:

If the trend of the Ugg boot (supposedly starting under the guise of utilitarian functionality, before it was picked up by Hollywood fashion waifs and then exploded into the US Weekly-reading masses) started as innocuously as someone saying to themselves, "I need something to keep my feet warm," then maybe this rainy season could see a resurgence in the popularity of the wader.

So, I thought to myself, "That would make a clever little blog," and naturally began a Google image search, looking under the term, "wader."


That's when I found this.


I bet the only thing this chick catches is syphillus and/or a nasty cold.

I like to imagine that right after this picture was taken, she was attacked by a sexy Grizzly Bear in a thong unitard and clear heels. Just because.